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An i-Pology straight from the heart (or some other body part)

-I’m sorry you didn’t sleep with me even after I pretended you were interesting.

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An i-Pology dedicated to my last 4 “girlfriends”

-I’m sorry my parents don’t like you just because they know I pay you for sex (they’ll come around).

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An painfully honest i-Pology that obviously excepts curling

-I’m sorry the winter Olympics are so fucking boring.

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An i-Pology for when your craving may just be worth eternal damnation

-I’m sorry Fridays during lent always make me want White Castle.

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An i-Pology for when the bags under your eyes are the same color as the ash on your forehead

-I’m sorry I’m always so hung over on Ash Wednesday.

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An i-Pology that won’t save you from a rebuking

I’m sorry I shouted “You lie!” (I’m really sorry it may jeopardize my career and political aspirations.)

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New Posts!

New posts, new tags, new everything. Check them out!

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An honest i-Pology

-I’m sorry I lied to you (and I’m sorry I just did it again).

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An everyday i-Pology

-I’m sorry that running a marathon is more impressive than running errands.

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A yellow bellied i-Pology

-I’m sorry that you value courage more than cowardice.

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