-I’m sorry I’m obnoxious when I’m drunk, and I’m more sorry you’re obnoxious when I’m sober.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry I wasn’t more honest when I invited you out for coffee but really wanted a blow job.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry I ordered the surf ‘n turf before I told you I forgot my wallet.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry you didn’t sleep with me even after I pretended you were interesting.
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– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry my parents don’t like you just because they know I pay you for sex (they’ll come around).
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry the winter Olympics are so fucking boring.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry Fridays during lent always make me want White Castle.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
-I’m sorry I’m always so hung over on Ash Wednesday.
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By snark
– 02/20/2010
I’m sorry I shouted “You lie!” (I’m really sorry it may jeopardize my career and political aspirations.)
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By snark
– 09/17/2009
New posts, new tags, new everything. Check them out!
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By snark
– 08/17/2009
